Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

Dearest blog,

I missed the make-over episode of America's Next Top Model yesterday; needless to say, I'm ever so pissed. I hope Allison didn't get eliminated, she's my fave. If I had not have shoved cock (of the shuttle variety) down people's throats all morning in badminton I would be distraught.

Speaking of, I won the badminton tournament today (in P.E.). I was undefeated. Sadly, this is probably the highlight of my high school career. Either that or ditching class to run around the school in astronaut suits instead of cleaning the costume room in theatre arts.

Yesterday I finalized emergency marriage plans with Jess, so I'm pretty much set for life.


I was singing to "I'll Believe in Anything"

hot, hot, hot!